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Une compagnie aérienne qui a le sens de l’humour

La compagnie sud-africaine low-cost Kulula Airline est réputée pour avoir le sens de l’humour, comme le prouve l’habillage de leurs avions :

Cette compagnie fait également des annonces humoristiques à bord des avions (C’est en anglais, désolé pour les anglophobes 😉 ) :

« Please pay attention to the safety announcement, because you will be writing a test shortly« .

« If you are caught smoking, you will be asked to leave the aircraft« .

« There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane. »

« In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite. »

« Ladies and gentlemen, we have landed in Cape Town . Please take all your possessions. Anything left behind will be shared equally between staff. Please note we do not accept unwanted mothers-in-law or children. »

« Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight! »

After a hard landing on a Kulula flight into Cape Town, « Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what’s left of our airplane to the gate! »

« We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you’ll think of Kulula Airways.« 

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